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"Baby Series 3"Written By: Karina Rating: PG Spoilers: None Disclaimer: I don’t own Gundam Wing or the Characters from the series but the baby is mine. Pairing: Duo + Wu Fei Notes: Challenge 114. Baby Series 3 #112. Takes
place immediately following Getting A Rise. Many thanks to ShenLong for her work betaing
this fic.
A Sense of Decorum "Yeah, actually. I've never known you to forget anything before, and given we both want Zechs between the sheets for a little loving, I'm surprised at you for forgetting." "I do not forget anything!" Duo snickered. "Ah, so you remember then?" Wu Fei looked thunderous. "I have never in all of my life been so crass and crude as to fondle another male's… endowments… without consent." No, oh no, that came out all wrong! Duo would leap on it like a starving man would leap on a steak! Blue eyes gleamed and Duo rubbed his hands together. "So, tell me the juicy details. Who was it, when was it, and were they any good in bed?" "Maxwell!" "Were they as well endowed as Zechs? Hard to imagine, but hey, you never know." "You are impossible!" The smirk was wicked, chestnut eyebrows wiggled suggestively and he blew a kiss. Oh, it was wonderful when the fish was biting! He would have to make it up to his friend, but it was such a hoot! "Impossibly gorgeous, endowed with a brilliant sense of humour, fantastic hair, and a deep and abiding love for you, Fei. So what can I do you for?" Dark eyes narrowed. "You think highly of yourself." "Indeed I do, that way I know at least one person appreciates me." "One thing I would appreciate from you is a sense of decorum, however, it is apparent such is totally lacking. One should know one's place and when not to cast aspirations into a void which may not be so void as one thinks." Duo blinked. "Huh?" "Have we not already commented on the walls having ears? You so casually throw around the fact you have groped the King!" "Well, you are the one yelling it all over the attic. I simply commented in a normal voice, and as you can see there are no walls near us. Mind you, someone could be lurking in that wardrobe there, or behind that chair under the dust sheet." "You are impossible!" "Yeah. It will take you a life time to get to know me." "I wonder if I dare even try." "You are one of the few who would be brave enough to delve into what makes me tick." "Duo, answer me. When did you grope the King?" "At least you are not shouting. I never groped the King, Fei, I just sort of… made him a little more comfortable. " "Eh?" "You were as close to him under that blanket as me. I had to make sure the crown jewels were not… squashed, didn't I?" "You did that in the cabin?! You groped him while he was unconscious! " "Jealous you didn't think of it first?" "That is not done! He was defenceless against improper advances! You had no right." "Hell, I know that, but if you had been lying where I was would you have resisted the temptation? I sure as hell ain't no saint, Fei." ~ * ~ |
